The Streets - Computers And Blues
- Written by Richard Seddon
So, it’s the end of the road for The Streets. Sorry, I’m really sorry, I just couldn’t help but open with that line. Forgive me. Mike Skinner felt as if he’d reached a cul de sac in his career. Sorry. I’ll get on with it. No more dodgy puns. Promise. The point is Skinner’s calling an end to a five-album career and it’s probably the right time to call last orders. This farewell album, Computers And Blues, sees glimmers of brilliance but also repetition and in Skinner’s own words is ‘dancing music to drink tea to,’ although not at the same time - Tetleys on the dance floor is just plain dangerous.
‘We Can Never Be Friends’ falls short of the brilliance of ‘Dry Your Eyes’ and is a poor carbon copy of its predecessor. ‘OMG’ made me laugh, sorry it made me LOL. It’s a modern love story packed full of modern references, the lyrics tell the story of a boy looking through a girl’s Facebook page and his feelings when he sees her relationship in ‘plain Helvetica’, I do like a man who can crowbar the name a font into a song’s lyrics. It’s a happy ending BTW (LOL), he ends up ‘in a relationship’ with the very girl whose Facebook page he was trawling for photos like some crazed stalker.
‘Trust Me’ is an infectious groove of homemade beats featuring the lyric, ‘I see Alice in Wonderland, I see malice in Sunderland’ another one that made me chuckle. The one thing Mike Skinner took from school was the time his English teacher told him that poetry had to rhyme.
The album bows out with ‘Lock the Locks’, which is as laid back as it gets. He talks about tidying up his desk and packing up the boxes with a fondness for his musical project. The lyrics also refer to the most annoying thing on Earth – when someone tells you about a dream and they say, ‘I was with you, only it wasn’t you... I was in my house, only it wasn’t my house,’ perhaps only to be overtaken by the times when someone insists on telling you all about a TV program that you didn’t watch because YOU DON’T LIKE IT!!! THAT’S WHY YOU DIDN’T WATCH IT!!!
Sorry.
So, no surprises here, if you like The Streets you’ll like it, I realise what a daft comment that is to make. It’ll make you chuckle, cringe and dance, but not while drinking tea.