Family Force 5 want you to dance. They like to dance, they like it when girls dance and they absolutely insist, forcefully and relentlessly, that you dance too. Within the first track alone, the band encourage us to “dance or die”; inform us that “dancing is a weapon” (your guess is as good as mine on that one) and, most disarmingly, hijack the tune of that little ditty you sing before a thumb war in order to “declare a dance war”. Yes, folks – what we’re grappling with here is a band that shoehorns a mini-cover of '1234, I Declare A Thumb War' into their album’s opening track and, accordingly, are about as annoying as you might imagine – but also, to be fair, a potential guilty pleasure.